#(Obviously in canon Bruce isn't actually this stupid amongst his board but I find it funny so idk what to tell you lmao)

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Bruce Wayne and Lucius rehearse board meetings because they need to walk everyone through the books-- which have been carefully doctored to hide Batman-related fund allocation and Watchtower-related embezzlement-- while Bruce acts so crazy and Lucius has to answer so many minute and stupid questions that the only thing the board is wondering by the one hour mark is whether Bruce Wayne's IQ even has any many points as the number of minutes they've been trapped here.